Written by- Neshaaa-Malfoy
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One Shot
Draco and Hermione decide to play the Penis Game. Humour. If you don't know the Penis Game, it explains inside. LOL. Dramione.
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Hermione and Draco walked out towards the stone circle laughing and talking. They some how came up with a conversation about a Manly Pansy.
"You're a manly Pansy," Hermione said seriously to Draco. Draco replied back just as seriously.
"No, you're a Manly Pansy,"
"No, I'm not. You're a Manly Pansy," Hermione said a split second after
"No, you," Draco retaliated.
"You,"
"You,"
"You!"
"YOU!" Draco exclaimed. Their seriousness turned into a matter of laughter and Hermione thought of an idea but waited till the were down at the stone circle. They sat down on the grass right next to each other and Hermione asked;
"Wanna play the Penis Game?" Draco smiled and raised an eyebrow.
"What is that?"
"It's a game where you say penis louder than the other player or players. Like I'll start by saying, penis and you say it louder and then i try to beat you and so on and so forth. The person who makes it the loudest wins. Wanna play?"
"Sure,"
"Okay. Penis," She whispered.
"Penis," He whispered but a little louder.
"Penis,"
"Penis," He said in his normal voice.
"Penis," She said louder.
"Penis!" He said louder than usual.
"Penis!"
"Penis!"
"PENIS." She yelled only making a few people look. "Sorry not you,"
"PENIS." He said a little louder. She giggled as alot people looked at him strangely.
"PENIS!" She bellowed.
"PENIS!!" He said very loud making everyone all the way to Hagrids hut look.
"PENIS!!!" She screamed.
"PENIS!!!!!"
"PEEEENIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed as loud as possible making the whole school from wherever they were look in the direction her voice came from. And also making all the birds from the trees fly away in horror. The two laughed so hard no noise came out and they began smashing their fists to the ground trying to breathe. Soon, their laughing reduced just a bit making their laughter break through the non-noise barrier.
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" They laughed in unison and began to laugh harder making no noise come out once again. They clutched their sides and fell on their backs on the ground laughing harder if possible. She rolled on to her side, curling into a ball laughing. Their breaths came back, just.
He looked at her and she at him.
"Penis," She whispered and they errupted into a fit of laughter again. Everyone around them still looked at the duo funnily but they never paid them any attention. Their laughter stopped and they just smiled and chuckled a little. They sat back up and he wrapped his arms around her. She leaned into him and chuckled again. He smiled and kissed her.
"Wanna play again?" Draco asked quietly with a laugh. They looked at each other and laughed again.
Back in the Gryffindor common room.
Harry and Ron looked at each other.
"What the bloody fuck was that?" Ron asked.
"That sounded like Hermione," Harry replied.
"Why would she be yelling out Penis?" Ron asked with an eyebrow raised. Harry shrugged.
"PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!"They heard again. It was the same voice. She had won again.
The End.
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